Don’t Be a Ronnie · A Zavrynt LLC brand

Dirty Ronnie’s
Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Ugly sweaters. Filthy humor. Zero holiday manners.

You opened the naughty list. Here’s your Christmas party uniform.

Lightweight Long Sleeves

Male model in forest green Santa long sleeve with large front print

I Didn’t Make the Rules

Forest Green · Large-front Santa long sleeve

US printed & assembled · Sizes XS–4XL

Lightweight 100% brushed polyester · 5.16 oz/yd²

$57.99 · All sizes

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Male model in black Santa long sleeve with large front print

I Didn’t Make the Rules

Black · Large-front Santa long sleeve

US printed & assembled · Sizes XS–4XL

Lightweight 100% brushed polyester · 5.16 oz/yd²

$57.99 · All sizes

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Made to order. Shipping and applicable tax are extra at checkout. Sweatshirts: cotton-feel recycled polyester blend with brushed fleece inside. Long sleeves: lightweight 100% brushed polyester, without fleece. Model images are concept mockups; color and placement may vary slightly with size and production.

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